Sha bamSaturday, December 29, 200710:31PM - Poops greetingsI am having a much better time with my family than I did during christmas. Things are peaceful. I moved into my new place and I will be driving my new car on the 4th. I was going over my budget and although I will have more money than I usually do, it will be tight. Cars are pricey and so is the rent. This job is my first adult job and I'm feeling the pressure. I need to be an excellent TA and work my way up if I want my dreams to come true. Saturday, December 22, 2007Friday, December 7, 20078:24PM - Hopin'I've been taking driving lessons for the past week. I am getting used to the highway and what not. I had my 3rd interview at the job I really want and I accepted an offer for part time work for a little while. So things are looking better. I really cannot wait to be mobile. I can't beleive I went so long without any transportation. I have this creeping "no what" feeling. Not being mobile was this huge burden on me that affected everything I did. Now with it gone, I am a little afraid things won't change as much as I want them to. Current mood:  frustratedSaturday, December 1, 200711:29PM - blargI'm applying for a bunch of jobs. Johnson and Wales education program sucks ass and I need to work while I transfer. I am going to my 3rd interview at Steven's Treament center in Swansea http://www.stevenshome.org/careers_openi Friday, November 23, 20079:07PM - Poops givingI'm in Bayside queens with my grandma/pa on my dad's side. My grampa on my mom's side came over too. I argued with my parents for a little while (like we always do :( ) but we reconciled (like we always do). It turns out my parents bought my little sister Tessa a Ford Focus so that she can work 20 hours at a art supply store. Yes I could be a bit upset about this but all that matters is that I am getting a Ford Focus "before the new year". In hindsite, I should have taken out a loan and done this myself. Im so damn cheap. I am also applying for my first, salary, big boy job. Steven's treatment center (on teh net) is hiring Teacher's assistants and behavioral modification people. One of my friends, Mike Ferg, is working there. He says its tough but fufilling. I spent a lot of time with the rough kids during CIty Year and I seem to have a knack for it. I am transfering out of JWU. Their teaching program sucks. Seven other people in my cohort are also on their way out. I am transfering to RIC possibly but not for a while. I need to start earning money and doing the things I want to do. I can stay out later, join habbitat for humanity (there was no way I was takking a bus to onlyville at 8am on a saturday) and just feel empowered.. I'm even joining a D and D group (3.5 eddtion, sorry Samus) where I will be an Alienist. An Alienist is a prestige class that summons Cthulu inspired horrors from deep space. I will no longer rely on the mother fucking RIPTA to take me to shitty jobs I do not like. I'm supposed to be putting away 8% of my income away a year at the age of 25 if I would like to retire instead of the more common dietire. The cost of a car will cut into my partying and you know what, I want it to. The only reason why I indulge so much is that I'm so bored and limited to what I do. WIth the freedom and responibaility that comes with a car, I think I can take that last step to adulthood I've been looking for. Wednesday, October 24, 2007Tuesday, October 23, 20079:57PM - A noteTo every stuck up bitch on this planet. Fuck you! You are not special. There are millions of girls just as unique and attractive as you think you are. Don't look at me like I have two heads if I ask you out. Get over yourself. Tuesday, October 16, 200711:36PM - Stop looking for poop its childishSometimes when you hang out with people, they will ask each other "Waht is the worst thing you have ever done?" Monday, October 1, 200711:26PM - Poop for all peopleThis is another article I made for the Campus Herald. The ancient Romans used to believe in a phenomenon called “Miasma”. Basically, it was the idea that sin was palpable and it can infect you by touch. It is true that there are some things you can hold in their hands that are inherently sinful, like a fine cup of baby blood. However, Demtri Martin asks you to consider the destination of said baby blood. “From” is bad but “to” is good. Anyways, this idea was beyond that. The shadow of a murderer, for example, was tainted. Crowds would gather around shackled criminals on their way to trial or sentencing but they would fear his evil essence infecting them. If a shadow fell on a statue, it was to be destroyed. Otherwise it would trap the evil within. If Romans can progress from setting caged and tar covered Christians on fire to help its citizenry better witness the other and more tar free Christians feeding lions, to spreading the religion across the world, so to can we move beyond the idea of Miasma. There are a lot of real things we come into contact with each day that are not too healthy. The air we breathe is a sea of bacteria and viruses, it is mercy we cannot see all the tiny squirming legion of life that coats everything. Our planet and the super cool people on it are constantly being bombarded with cosmic radiation, heat, x rays, magnetic power, gravity, broadcast signals, and the ashes of everything thing burnt ever. And none of this gives any of us super powers, its totally unfair. Our food and products are covered in chemicals that react with each other and to time itself in ways we can only begin to imagine. Oh, and our cats maybe secret overlords due to their tendency to carry the parasite Toxoplasma gondii which causes a disease that radically alters human behavior making us promiscuous and reckless. Despite all these forces and the fact that otherwise intelligent people believe the world will end in 2012 because the worldwide superpower that is Mayan civilization’s calendar runs out at that point. Bummer dude. Most of these things are outside forces and energy we should be afraid of. One thing we can scratch off the list of fear is “The Gay”. You should not fear that which is “The Gay” for “ The Gay” is a force is only as much a part of your life as you want it to be. No one in the past hundred years or so has had to fight for my rights. They pretty much came with the package. I have to worry about finding someone to start a family with and not whether or not I can I can legally start a family. The family I start will the traditional image of America, no matter what demographics say. This society here is pretty much set up for me and assumes positions of power for people like me because of the awesome choice I made over who my parents were going to be. When I do not bask in my own good fortune I would like to think I stand up for the rights of other but I don’t. I am too busy looking at funny pictures of cats on the internet (our overlords presently) and playing various forms of Halo. However, I do believe I have never stood in the way of someone trying to gain rights. I really want what’s best for everybody. What I love about my country is that America is a place where people can still do that. I just wish people would live and let live more. Which brings it all together. The force that is “The Gay” does not spread. It will not infect you. “The Gay” merely manifests at random no matter how the host of said force was raised. You do not have to like “The Gay” or notice it at all. It can be a very minor force and is far trivial when compared to the ethics, personality, and intentions of its host. Humans who show signs of “The Gay” are biologically unaffected by said condition. Their minds and bodies are wholly dependent on how said humans treat them. As a result, perhaps it will not really change our way of life, which I like a lot, if people high in “The Gay” are allowed a civil union. Imagine them reveling in the hedonistic joy of a blood test, piles of paperwork, a court fee, and the sweet honey that is the wheezing hacks of an ancient sleepy judge who has retired from taking his eyes off the docket sheet during his three hour shift. The rights that would be given will not affect our traditional relationships any more than we want them to. Ninety percent of all human beings have nothing to fear from the other ten percent. At the same time, the American government has no authority over its own churches. If rights for those with “The Gay” are taken even further (if and only if) and marriage is allowed, a church that is opposed to “The Gay” will never be forced to perform a marriage ceremony. There are churches that perform commitment ceremonies for homosexuals all over this country despite the fact that most of them have no legal ramifications. The Unitarian and Reform Jew sects for example. Gloria Steinem married Christian Bale’s father in a ceremony performed by a Cherokee priest. She also bought a bicycle for her fish. In the end, as they always were, your beliefs are your own. You are free to feel and express your feelings. However, there are basic rights in our country for all its citizens despite how we feel about each other. The Miasma of others does not exist. You cannot be infected with the life style of another. You’re not going to do it if you don’t want to do it. All sin on this Earth is ours and ours alone. Again, tolerance is just tolerance, it is not likening or approving of anyone or anything. There are plenty of legal and nondiscriminatory ways to make someone’s life a living Hell should you feel compelled to practice active disapproval. You do not have to fight for the rights of people you find sinful. However, I do feel that America will have to accept these rights, and not necessarily those who hold these rights (though you should). Basic, strictly legal, and strictly secular rights are on the horizon for those who manifest “The Gay”. I do no feel this will lead to unions between humans and animals due to the fact that one involves humans and the other involves animals. There are plenty of people I like less than animals but I at least can tell the difference. Recently, a few of our leaders highly opposed to “the Gay” are in fact, exhibiting strong levels of “the Gay” themselves. This rapidly changing (like Menudo) explosive closet cast include Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Jeff Gannon, Ted Haggard, Patrick McHenry, Matt Sanchez. Patrick, who’s story you will be hearing more in depth soon, suppressed his level of “the Gay” so much, it exploded from his shadow and lead helped inspire a sticky situation in Florida. I do not wish to comment on this, I just find it hilarious. Baring of course, Patrick and his involvement in a murder suicide love triangle. I don’t think that’s funny at all.
Sunday, September 30, 20075:29PM - I use a wide stance when I take a poopAre all Republicans self hating gays or just most of them? Current mood:  at the suffering of oth-erzThursday, September 20, 20072:50PM - Thinking bout poopIn my classes I am learning about the idea of meta congnetion. It is the understanding of your own thinking. Thus, here is a slice of what I think about all the time Current mood:  Meh to teh maxzorMonday, September 17, 20079:32PM - I wrote another piece (of poop)I also did reviews for two movies for teh Hearaldz The Covenant by someone who should be ashamed Sometimes I forget that there wasn’t always the internet. I am thankful for this wonderful series of tubes. One thing I love about the internet, more than funny pictures of cats and boating accidents is all the free things you can find on it. From Napster to everything else almost as good, you can pretty much avoid paying for a lot of things if you look hard enough. If you do not feel like looking hard, try alluc.org. This website provides links to hundreds of movies, TV shows, sports clips, and documentaries. Through this I saw the semi old film, The Covenant, for free. I would like my money back. If you have no desire to make the most of your time on Earth, you have probably seen Underworld and Underworld: Evolution (which is way more Goth than the conformist number “2”). It’s like the Matrix meets vampires. And werewolves! And get this, they hate each other. It’s a dumb urban fantasy film that tries to be edgy. It covers up its own lameness with an unnecessarily complex plot sprinkled with D&D vocab terms like “Death Dealer” and “Abomination”. They are the same team that made the Covenant and it might as well be the same movie. In The Covenant, four super-preppy lords of the boarding school Abercrombie ads are secretly man-witches (or warlocks, if you prefer, geek). They hold the awesome power to mess around with small town Massachusetts cops, blow some girl’s skirt up with wind, fix a car by looking at it, and throw propane tanks at each other. One of the unknown “Sons of Ipswich”, a title that has most certainly been placed on some Live Journal victim group, rolls into town using his powers to make girls sick with bugs, give teenagers nightmares, and the deadly art of propanetankomancy. However, it turns out there is an awful price for such awesome power. It turns out that using magic drains your life force and can wizen you away no matter how much of it you have. It is because of this that the lost son of Ipswich attempts to force the leader to relinquish his power to him, completely ignoring the plot of his own idiotic movie. It is from this that spine dulling quotes like “Its not the power that gives out, its the bodyeeeeeeee” can spring to a flaccid life right in front of our eyes. (end) Also, if you would like some "maor skillz" and general stupid internet crap knoweldge, try Encyclopedia Dramatica. Be sure to look up the Heroes section. Oh my God it is the meanest thing Ev-Ar! Wednesday, September 12, 20079:27PM - Who what when where why and poopIn an effort to keep myself busy and to make new friends, I have joined the Herald. I wrote a piece on Ron Paul that is going to be edited, a lot. Here is the long rough draft. Be sure to remember to get busy and that he has the right temperture for keeping you up. The anti-presidency Ron Paul and his quest to flip the chairs up and turn off the lights on our government If you spend a lot of time on the Internet, and I would recommend you do not, you may have heard of “Loose Change”. In this youtube-amentry, an argument is presented that the 9/11 attacks were planned by our own government in a massive conspiracy to turn Americans to neo-conservatism. Sadly, it seems like the only real conspiracy in our government (at the moment) is hiding how incompetent and inept it can be. From failure to convert rocket ship schematics to the metric system, to training cats to detonate mines in the jungles of Vietnam our government screws up often and explosively. We hate to think that America, the land of the free and the home of the pizza bagel can let us down but it does. Some people would rather believe our government is evil instead of, well, imperfect. Which is why people like Ron Paul, a Republican Constitutionalist with Libertarian leanings, the representative of the Texas 14th (out of 32) district is running for president. If you have heard of Ron Paul, congratulations, you are very informed. I like the Colbert Report too! It is puzzling that Ron Paul can get some much attention despite having a 4% (According to USA Election Polls 2007-06-08) approval ratting as a candidate. And if you think a 4% approval rating amongst Republicans is bad (which stands in front of a 96% disproval ratting) remember that far more people have never even heard of Ron Paul. Despite the realities of, reality, Ron Paul is electrifying the political photosphere almost as much as the last thing you rightly should not care about. His “drown the government in my bathtub” phil-loss-ophy is causing thousands of red-eyed cyber Libertarians and sun deprived Constitutionalists; deep in America’s darkest basement apartments to lean, further back in their chairs with excitement. And neck ache. In politics there are very few iron rules. Even the heart-warming adage “You can recover from anything in but a dead girl and a live boy” can be broken. There are, loosely, however, trends. Democrats tend to be more liberal and more pro “big government”. They want to provide money to teachers (yay!), 1st response units (police, fire department, and emts), environmental regulation, the arts, and other public works. In order to pay for this, they tend to favor higher taxes, particularly for those who make much more than the average American. Republicans trend to be more conservative and more wary of “big government”. They favor tax breaks, less public funding for most services (excluding our military), and lowering our staggering deficit. They tend to believe in fewer restrictions for business so that it can continue to provide for us the money, jobs, goods, and services we and arguably the world, need. It is worth noting that two of the most recent influential Republican presidents, Ronald Reagan and George W Bush have bucked the trend and spent billions, close to trillions of dollars on “big government” programs. Mostly in the military sector which is not too far outside the trend. Rather for them, it is the scale of money spent and the rate at which our national debt has increased. What these two have in common is that they believe in the body they have chosen to represent. Whether they want more government or less government, they both want there to be government. A Libertarian, in theory, is outside of these two parties. Though they tend to be Republicans. A Libertarian can be described as fiscally conservative and socially liberal. Meaning they want the government to intervene into its citizen’s lives as little as possible. They have the liberal “live and let live” philosophy and the conservative “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” attitude. It is a difficult philosophy to be developing soundly. A lot of people screw it up and wind up becoming a social conservative who hates spending a dime. Many libertarians are secular but they are not above the occasionally fantasy. Many believe in a magical economic angel known as “the invisible hand of the free market” (I am not kidding) that will solve all our problems. For example, if you are a human being and not a robot or a carpophore you may believe that our government should try to prevent rat feces from getting into our food. Perhaps through a government agency that monitors our food and drug products like the Food And Drug Administration. A Libertarian would say that there is no need for the FDA. The FDA gets in the way of prosperity. That we should let businesses run with no regulation at all. They believe that people will come to recognize the crisp earthly flavor of rat feces in certain products and that they will not purchase them. After a while, pro-rat feces companies will lose business. They will either fold and shut down or take the feces out of their product. Until then, bunches of people are going to get a mouth full of rat poo. These people will probably be less educated and posses less money than the national average, which is kind of how it works right now. Ron Paul promises to fight the FDA and has introduced legislation to “rein it in” Libertarians also believe that America is such a great country, it can run of its own fumes. The Internal Revenue Service, the government body that collects and processes our income tax must be shut down. To them the government should only collect a bare minimum of taxes in order to maintain our military. This means that we will be responsible for maintaining the police, fire, emergency medical teams, our roads, our bridges, our airports, our schools, and even our sewers. Libertarians basically want our government to stop governing. They want all the responsibility of maintaining a civilization to be completely on our own backs. So basically, all of us out there trying to pass the test, make a living, stay healthy, fall in love, start a family, and clean out that pan once in a while now need to also run our government for ourselves. If we can base this success off of the performance and bi-partisan cooperation of the people elected to represent us; our fate is sealed. Ron Paul has expressed desire to disband the IRS and the Federal Reserve. Despite being marinated in crazy, Ron Paul’s policies are not completely awful. He is a strong believer in individualism and human rights. He believes in habeas corpus, the right to be present at your trial and to even challenge its rulings. He was spoken out against domestic surveillance. In 2002, he introduced a legislation expressing that reintroducing a draft would be unnecessary and negatively affect individual liberties. It did not do anything but if it was passed than there would a law on the books somehwere for future Americans to see that Ron Paul is against the draft. He also has proposed a bill which would end the Selective Service Draft. He is opposed to the costly and deadly war on drugs. He is against VA hospitals and would rather have the government pay the private sector for their care. It is no surprise that he has the largest amount of donations from active soldiers and vets in all of America’s branches (Gallup poll). Though, he does not have 99% of their support (Gallup poll again). That would be crazy. 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I have been going there a lot lately. I never really considered myself a bar person but I'm having a blast there. The girls there are cute and importantly, friendly and eager to please. Espcially an older guy ;) Though i aparently do not look the part as I was carded recently for a dutch blunt and Resident Evil 4 greatest hits edition at the mall. Friday, August 31, 20076:25PM - Fresh PoopI bumped into this girl I knew from City YEar. Since then, she has discovered that the skins of unsalted unboiled peanuts will get you high if smoked. She used her remaining welfare to buy 3 pounds of salted peanuts. Sadly, she did notice this until she had smoked many nut. Monday, August 27, 20071:55PM - poopinSaturday I went to My classes start next week. I cannot wait. I really need to meet new people. I want to do more than just party. There are a lot of cute girls in my class so I’m stoked about that. I just need to weed out the married. I can’t imagine being engaged right now. Also, if any of you have some free time, check out “Play with me” its an art exhibit in quick time. Scary shit. Thursday, August 23, 20078:53PM - Now story can be told: Schnafer-poopI know its really mean. I know she did not set out to be hated but come on. Asperger's does not give you psychic powers. The picture of her crawling out of the tv, Tuesday, August 14, 200711:12PM - Take that women in journalism (also poop)What an asshole Sunday, August 12, 20073:32PM - If you want to be a spaceman it don't matter if you'reI cannot beleive how fucking racist people are in this neighborhood. I had a dollar everythime I've heard "Nigger" in the past three months, I'd be rich. Friday, August 10, 200710:25AM - Imagine all the people, pooping for today, you-ooo-oo-oo oooI've been unemployed for 8 days now, which is the longest ever since the age of 15. Its kind of nice. I get to sleep in and work out as much as I want to. I also see some weird stuff. Navigate: (Previous 20 entries) |
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